The reasons for the resignation of all teachers ( super funny )History Teacher: group of students really do not teach in class when I put the question: One of his friends, a third student said he had her last class QQ QQ numbers, etc. ... ... also ask the students actually took out a cell phone that should immediately ask her.
geography teacher: you look at the papers to their right, is the first of China's five famous mountains (Zhao), is the most famous river (Pan Changjiang), China's coal is (black) China's iron is (hard), how you say I have class?
language teacher: in class, have students look at magazines, I confiscated his magazine knocked his head ... but I turned to continue their lessons, he's great ha ha even the same table laughed, and made the lesson does not go. I asked him why he laughed, you know how he answer me? Drawer and took out a guy Cihai, even said to me: grid from time to test the students actually can be used to pay up jobs in the knowledge of high school ... I asked him this job is not his own doing, that I did not know the students actually answer. Tell me What kind of a good thing. I continue to ask him to explain his honest, in the end who helped him to do, hey, he poured a reason, replied: I go to bed earlier ... ... Five class ah! Yes, I also told them so asics onitsuka tiger australia, I tell them if you do not understand take a look at the watch, where to go where the hour hand is clockwise, which in turn is counter-clockwise. However, the class number in the past, not the phone is the electronic form ... I do not have to resign one semester I teach them two words ah?
biology teacher: I really want to go ah asics gel virage, but ... ... you know, I have heart disease, can not stand the excitement, but I can not excited? Yesterday, unit test, according to the curriculum requirements, I let the students look at the picture of teaching birds to write the name of a bird leg, living habits. But I just said to test content, there is a student stood up Wang Menwai go, his mouth shouting: I stopped him and asked him what his name, he turned to pull the pants asics tiger ultimate 81, legs exposed to me and said: Art Teacher: You know, I just was assigned to this class. Yesterday in class when I heard the door just a few students shouting I am a teacher, so how can they not respect the teacher? ... Yes, if only because they call me you! see ; not after ; turn! Death of the family
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